Haha! Here's one I got today:

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Wanna present you freshest resource today ;-)

I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://.....) are bad.

Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..

My dog and I are still alive :)
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"To get prescription pharmaceuticals on this web http://xxx.xxx.xxx/"

Now wait a minute... On this web? There are others? zomg, I had no idea.

Here's one I got today. The subject and the contect don't match. I love having an account that's purely spam so I can train Thunderbird :D

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Subject:
She wants a better sex? All you need's here
From:
Gregory <Gregory@sbs.siemens.co.uk>
Date:
Sun, 14 May 2006 16:40:44 +0100
To:
giginger@giginger.co.uk

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http://guawaster.com/
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http://www.eset.com

That was recognized by only one person opposed to crime, and his response was singular.

chr0nic pain?
depresssion?
heartburn?
bad love life?
..and now you know where to buy best medicationz...
..and all pr0blemms go away! :)

Cliick_here_f0r_<%all_LICENSED_medz.>

"It's after dark," declared Nayre, "so everything is safe, unless Castenago suspects. If you run into trouble, signal me and I'll help you out."

www.spamusement.com

He takes spam headlines, and makes a (poorly drawn, yet funny) webcomic out of them.

When will the sweel blog be released??? I'm looking foward to it!

Alvaro: not for quite some time. Vanilla is #1 until it's released.

Hello!
My name is Erectile Dysfunction.
I have @ l0t of friends such us: bad sex, awful mood, dissatisfied wife, short erections and spoiled condoms.
But I do have one enemy – its name is Soft Cialis Tabs.
When they appear, I disappear.
http://ballcod.info/ct/?Mhleec
You think you need a crane to lift your dick?
Soft Cialis Tabs is a better way to do it.


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"you think you need a crane to lift your dick?"

hahahahaha

Groovy :)

Whether a glass is half full or half empty depends on the attitude of the person looking at it.Acquaintance lessens fame.Be not curious in unnecessary matters: for more things are shrewd unto thee than men understand.

For the last third of life there remains only work. It alone is always stimulating, rejuvenating, exciting and satisfying.We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs.You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing.

There is an album called Outside the Inbox with different people making songs inspired by spam subject lines. You can get it for free here: http://www.bradsucks.net/albums/outside_the_inbox/

Not quite non-sensical. But quite fun. And I really like the song Look and feel years younger.

like a shining clitoris through which I saw my earlier life moving along

that gentleman in Dickens who used to fling all difficult questions over his right shoulder. But to deny the facts is no answer. What's to be done--you tell me that, what's to be done? Your wife gets older, while you're full of life. Before you've time to look round, you feel that you can't love your wife with love, however much you may esteem her. And then all at once love turns up, and you're done for, done for," Stepan Arkadyevitch said with weary despair. Levin half smiled. "Yes, you're done for," resumed Oblonsky. "But what's to be done?" "Don't steal rolls." Stepan Arkadyevitch laughed outright. "Oh, moralist! But you must understand, there are two women; one insists only on her rights, and those rights are your love, which you can't give her; and the other sacrifices everything for you and asks for nothing. What are you to do? How are you to act? There's a fearful tragedy in it." "If you care for my profession of faith as regards that, I'll tell you that I don't believe there was any tragedy about it. And this is why. To my mind, love...both the sorts of love, which you remember Plato defines in his Banquet, served as the test of men. Some men only understand one sort, and some only the other. And those who only know the non-platonic love have no need to talk of tragedy. In such love there can be no sort of tragedy. 'I'm much obliged for the gratification, my humble respects'--that's all the tragedy. And in platonic love there can be no tragedy, because in that love all is clear and pure, because..."

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